From Jesse On The Brink comes (ahaha, I made a funny!) this list of blowjob "techniques":

The Ice Cream Cone, The Bob & Weave, Operation, The Swirl, The Hoover, The Plunger.

Good fucking Christ, should I be studying all of these if I hope to get laid? Shouldn't I just suck it, plain and simple? Just wondering.

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Here is a video of some ( Read more... )